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The Ideal Workplace

Year’s end can be a time of great stress at one’s work place. Various factors can affect the workers.  In retail, the long hours of the Christmas shoppers can make fatigue loom like a storm cloud over sales clerks.  Accounting folks must make sure that all the books are balanced.    And, there are many more work place frustrations that I don’t have time or space to list.

Consider the generosity of the Office Supervisor in this memo that was sent to his employees….Do you ever feel overworked, over-regulated, under-leisured, under-benefited? Take heart. This notice was found in the ruins of a London office building. It was dated “1852”.

  1. This firm has reduced the hours of work, and the clerical staff will now only have to be present between the hours of 7 a.m. and 6 p.m. weekdays.
  2. Clothing must be of a sober nature. The clerical staff will not disport themselves in raiment of bright colors, nor will they wear hose unless in good repair.
  3. Overshoes and topcoats may not be worn in the office, but neck scarves and headwear may be worn in inclement weather.
  4. A stove is provided for the benefit of the clerical staff. Coal and wood must be kept in the locker. It is recommended that each member of the clerical staff bring four pounds of coal each day during the cold weather.
  5. No member of the clerical staff may leave the room without permission from the supervisor.
  6. No talking is allowed during business hours.
  7. The craving for tobacco, wine, or spirits is a human weakness, and as such is forbidden to all members of the clerical staff.
  8. Now that the hours of business have been drastically reduced, the partaking of food is allowed between 11:30 and noon, but work will not on any account cease.
  9. Members of the clerical staff will provide their own pens and pencils. A new sharpener is available on application to the supervisor.
  10. The supervisor will nominate a senior clerk to be responsible for the cleanliness of the main office and the private office. All boys and juniors will report to him 40 minutes before prayers and will remain after closing hours for similar work. Brushes, brooms, scrubber, and soap are provided by the owners.
  11. The owners recognize the generosity of the new labor laws but will expect a great rise in output of work to compensate for these near Utopian conditions. (Copied).

Wow!  Now doesn’t this set of ‘liberal” rules just make you break out into “Joy to the World”???